Judy Green
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Since it was Valentine's Day when my husband and I lugged our suitcases out into the dawning on the way to the airport, he was subjected to a bit of doggerel:

Instead of a valentine card, I ask ya,
Wouldn't you rather go to Alaska?
Instead of a card all full of mush,
Let's hop a plane and head for the bush.
So it's out of the icebox and into the fridge-
Come on, let's head for Anchorage!
(What were you expecting at 6 a.m.? Deathless poetry?)

We'd been taking a lot of flak from friends who were heading for Cancun, Barbados, or at least Disney World, about our decision to spend our February vacation in Alaska. But I hadn't been able to resist the offer by the Left Coast Sisters in Crime Mystery Writers Convention 2001 in Anchorage to participate in Authors2Bush, a program funded by local grants, which sent 60-odd (and I mean odd) mystery novelists out into the Alaskan bush to visit schools. What better time than winter to experience the true Alaska (and no bugs)? Actually, due to a shift in the Jet Steam, Alaska has been experiencing a very warm winter, and the average temperature during our visit was ten or fifteen degrees warmer than in good old Maine.

After four days crammed into the Anchorage Hilton with cheerful hordes of mystery writers and fans, we were ready for the bush. We hunchbacked down the aisle of a 17-seat airliner for the 320-mile trip to Aniak, and sat with a young family headed for a visit home in Lower Kalskag. For an hour and a half, the plane faithfully churned westward, over mountains and trees and absolutely no sign of human habitation. (If you want a snack, get someone to pass the basket of goodies up the aisle.) The elegant loops and swirls of the Kuskokwim River came into sight, and still we churned onward. Just as I was wondering if the pilot knew where he was going, I looked up the aisle over his shoulder and spotted a faint pencil line in the distance: the Aniak runway.

Superintendent of Schools Bobette Bush was waiting for us, and as soon as the front-end loader had pushed our luggage through the hatchway, she whisked us off to the home she and her husband built twenty years ago at the end of the road between the runway and the river. Jump into our heavy gear, and it's back to the airport for the trip to Chuathbaluk, ten miles or so upriver, where they're saving us some lunch. (We were supposed to travel by snowmobile, but the warm weather has led to overflows: didn't want to drop us through. Sounds like a plan.) The hardest part was figuring out how to get into the tiny plane in all that gear. (Left moon boot on tiny step, and right leg over? Well, how about right instep on tiny step and fling left leg in huge pants over seat, trying not to come down on the dual pedals?) Then up away along the white sworls of river until we saw on a distant hilltop a tiny shaved patch somewhat smaller than your typical dining room table. (No sign of a town, mind you. Just this brown patch of plowed dirt.) The landing strip pivoted under us as the plane stood on its left wing, then we dove for it. The landing strip looked bigger by the time we hit it, and there was Leland, the principal of the Crow Village Sam School, standing by his snow machine, flash of white teeth inside a wolf-fur ruff. I got to ride behind Leland; my husband, and the itinerant special education teacher who had bummed a ride for an I.E.P., rode on the sled, using my briefcase to fend off the gravel spit up by the snow machine's track on not enough snow.

Lunch was creamed chicken on spaghetti, with canned beans. My class was the 7th through 12th graders, a dozen or so-the idea of attending school every day is evidently still new-and we talked about the writing process and character development. Well, I talked. The students murmured shyly. Round Yup'ik faces and big brown eyes and tee shirts emblazoned with rock band slogans-even if they are dropped off at school on ATVs and snow machines, and they really have no concept of city terms like "around the block", these kids have TV, and an eclectic radio station up from Bethel.

The Kuspuk School District covers 12,300 square miles, 470 students in eight villages along the Kuskokwim from Lower Kalskag to Stony River 120 miles away. The area population is 1,775 people, largely in Aniak. The other villages are 90-98% Yup'ik Eskimos, with some Athabaskan Indians, residents of the area for five hundred generations or so. First contact with Anglos was in the late nineteenth century, when missions and schools were established along the river. The missions were Russian Orthodox, and the churches remain, log cabins with onion domes. There are still no roads. The only way to travel from village to village, or from village to anywhere, is by plane, or by river in the summer, or by snow machine. When there's snow.

We finished the day at Chuathbaluk with a visit to the K-3 classroom and a Yup'ik lesson to the tune of "Frere Jacques" (we wowed the Yup'ik instructor by singing the regular words in French and English). Then back up to the landing strip when we heard the plane come in. "It might be a little bumpy at takeoff," the pilot told us. Bumpy? We blew right off the end of the runway, thrown sideways out over the river when we got out of the wind shadow of the nearest mountain. Hey, whatever. The pilot didn't seem ruffled. Then back to Aniak for a gourmet Thai dinner cooked by Stephen Bush, husband of the superintendent, former Iditarod musher, one dissertation short of a doctorate in anthropological linguistics, and builder of airports all over the bush. You just never know what's next in Alaska.

The four days in Anchorage had been full of threats of honeybuckets, no plumbing, sleeping on school floors. We'd landed in luxury. Aniak is far enough into the hills to have running water and septic tanks, unlike the Yukon-Kuskokwim Delta further downriver, where soft silt and permafrost combine to make such things difficult. The houses are all up on blocks, of course, since town tends to flood at "breakup" in May, when blocks of ice jam up to dam the river. Houses are small-building materials must be brought up the river by barge in the summer, or flown in, priced by the pound-and there are no garages. Every yard is adorned with articles that won't fit into the house. The irony to us was that people lived cheek-by-jowl in this tiny pocket in the wilderness. We have much more elbowroom at home in Maine-our thirteen acres were purchased for a song. But only 1% of Alaska is privately owned, and most of that must be stretched-out Anchorage. All the rest is federal land, or belongs to the Native Councils. You wouldn't want to be up in the hills anyway during June or July or September bug seasons, we were told, mosquitoes so thick they'll kill your dogs and drive the caribou nuts. You need to live along the river where there's a breeze. There was a house for sale in Aniak, a tilting shack on a ˝-acre lot, for $70,000. Price was up even though the house wasn't much because it was so much land.

Next morning, in the dark, we headed for the airstrip again for another jaunt, this time to Upper and Lower Kalskag. I'd pretty much mastered getting into the plane (left boot on the step is the ticket), and the ride into the dawning morning was beautiful. I never tired of looking at the lazy swirls and oxbows of the river below us, and the hills and mountains, scrubby trees poking thinly up out of snow cover, that marched to the horizon on all sides. We were met in Kalskag by a school bus (!), which took us first to the Joseph and Olinga Gregory School in Upper Kalskag (grades 5-6, 30 students and 2 teachers), then down the road to the Zackar Levi School in Lower, 75 students K-5 with 6 teachers. We passed the young man we'd met on the airliner the day before, bombing down the road on his ATV with two big boxes of Huggies strapped to the fenders, and we waved happily, feeling like home. Lunch in Lower was creamed chicken on rice, with canned corn. On the wall, below the traditional row of portraits of the village elders, was a poster-paint sign saying "Welcome Judy Green". The Kalskag kids were enthusiastic, full of energy, and all wanted my autograph. Their teachers were pleased that I spotted the poster on the wall, and used their terms for my description of a Real Writer's writing process: here's my Brain Drain (notes), then my Sloppy Copy, then whatever the cute slogan was for typing it up, and rewrite, rewrite, rewrite. Yes, I get input from others-you, classmates; me, Writer's Group. And then the publishing process. The advantage I had over other writers in the Authors2Bush program was that I write high-interest/low-level novels and stories for adult new readers in literacy programs. The kids could actually read the books I handed out. Even the 1st graders could find "Green" on the cover.

The third stop for the day, George Morgan Sr. High School, with 70 students grades 7-12, seemed huge. They were having a Native Heritage week, and we got to listen to a tiny dynamo of an elder telling stories, then preaching about self-respect and Don't Take Drugs. The stories were hilarious, and in English; the sermon was in Yup'ik, with an interpreter, perhaps for the gravitas inherent in the process of translation. In another classroom a grandmotherly lady was sitting on the floor helping students make the traditional outer garment, a kuspuk (no, the district was named after a person). She'd eyeball a kid, then tear the brightly colored calico into the correct pieces for sewing and addition of rickrack. No measuring. She never missed. In other classrooms, kids were making hats and mitts out of fur. In my five days on the Kuskokwim, I learned a lot about what kinds of fur to use for which purposes. In fact, life on the Kuskokwim seemed to be largely about the acquisition of fur and protein; in Maine, it's "Got your deer yet?" in the fall and "Got your garden in?" in the spring. Same thing.

Then off to the landing strip by snow machine, and here comes our plane.

The third day we were off to Crooked Creek, dropping in to Chuathbulak on the way for another dramatic landing to pick up some kids for a basketball camp. (These kids live basketball. Every school had a gym. In general, by Maine standards, the school facilities were to die for, bright and airy, with a computer for every three kids. Oil money funneled through the Native Councils. The kids must like having a large, warm space to run around in during the day. Overheated, actually, in this unseasonably warm winter. One teacher told me that at the more common 40 below, it's hard to get the buildings up over freezing. I didn't mind the warmth.)

The Johnnie John School had 40 students right from Kindergarten to 12th grade. The little guys were bouncy, full of questions, especially about my age. (Were they wondering if I had achieved elder status? Or were they just wondering about the relative aging process of white people? I was a lot older than their teachers, who were all white, and I probably looked older to them than God. Yup'ik faces don't seem to feel the effects of gravity as the years go by, although they bear the signs of a harsh environment, and they are innocent of dentistry.) The older kids were reserved, but willing to write as urged, even the kids from Chuathbulak, subjected to me for a second time. Lunch was chili and tacos that came out as a sort of taco lasagne. After school the Lead Teacher's husband took me for a long snowmobile ride on the river (moving too fast for me to worry about those overflows), and I saw a lot of houses I didn't mind not living in. Lord, my house in Maine seems roomy.

The plane was waiting for us-ha, ha, snuck in between two mountains the back way so we wouldn't hear it coming in. The ever-organized and gracious Bobette had arranged for the plane to take a School Board member home from a meeting in Aniak and pick us up on the way out, so that we could have the ride to Sleetmute, a hundred miles upriver from Aniak (a third of the way back to Anchorage, I realized later when I looked at a map). After a sudden takeoff and a swooping, sliding, banking turn over a mountain that ended in a dive for the river ("I don't do that to most tourists," the pilot said. Was that some kind of compliment?), we took the river route all the way to Sleetmute, a wide swoops and curves, like a very tall boat. After a tour of Sleetmute, consisting of walking down to the edge of the river and then having a look at the Board member's new house, we went back to Aniak over the mountains, the pilot kindly taking a dogleg off-route so that we could have a look at the mighty Yukon, only 30 miles distant. (The Kuskokwim is actually the fifth longest river in the United States, but it doesn't get any respect because it's dwarfed by its neighbor, three times longer.) Bobette was waiting for us to deliver us to the home of her head of maintenance, an Athabaskan, who had promised to take us mushing. Now, we have neighbors who take us mushing in Maine, but Nathan hooked 16 dogs up to an ATV-not enough snow to allow the brakes to work on a sled-and we rode on the fenders. He told us all about dog training in his soft, lyrical accent, then hopped off so I could have a go when we were coming to a loop in the trail that would bring us back to him. Luckily I was so involved in watching to dogs that I got a tire in the soft snow. They thought I'd put on the brakes, so they obediently lay down and looked at me. I was still trying to remember the word for "giddyup" when I heard Nathan running along the trail behind us. "I forgot to tell you where the gun is," he puffed, "in case the dogs take off after a moose." Not wanting to be responsible for getting $20,000 worth of dogs off a killer moose, I urged him back onto the ATV.

Thursday and Friday were in the Aniak schools-poor us, no more commuting to work by bush plane. Auntie Mary Nicoli School, Aniak Middle School, Aniak High School (home, I kid you not, of the Aniak Halfbreeds-the students refuse to give up the name). Aniak has 185 students altogether, 17 teachers, and a very busy principal. While my husband, an EMT, spoke to the science class, I did my round of the English classes: the writing process, character development, opening scenes, gab, gab: I realized I was beginning to get hoarse. These were the city kids, more sophisticated than in the outlying villages, more willing to talk and ask questions, but still I was doing too much of the talking. I was interviewed for a radio broadcast to be sent down to Bethel. I whipped over to the Kindergarten and 1st grades, and back to the high school. Lunch was creamed chicken with canned beans. (I stuck my head into the tiny kitchen and saw cans of chicken the size of small garbage pails stacked high. There is more creamed chicken in those kids' future.) In the afternoon the junior high kids, and a trip to the Curriculum Office to meet the literacy folks there. On the way back to Steve and Bobette's house, we stopped off at one of the grocery stores (there are two!) and were greeted by name by kids in the aisles. Felt like home.

Friday morning, another visit to the English class, and suddenly we were headed over to the landing strip. We knew most of the people in the waiting room; felt like home. But then that big 17-seater appeared out there in the blue like a mosquito and landed and let people off and Bobette was hugging us good-bye and we were walking up steps and the plane took off without even telling us where the transmitter was that would locate us in case of a crash and the Kuskokwim dropped away behind us and it was all over.

What did I teach those kids? Who knows? You never know in teaching. Maybe someone will realize that in this electronic age it's just as possible to be an author in Chuathbaluk as in New York City. Maybe some kids will enjoy reading just a little bit more, knowing that authors have hopes and dreams like theirs. Or maybe some kids will just feel better about themselves, knowing that someone cared enough to make the trip.

What did I learn? Oh, lots of stuff. A little bit more about elders, perhaps. How to pronounce 'kayak' (those k's are way back in the throat). That Maine people are sort of kin to Alaskans: we understand about waiting until the weather clears, and we don't expect more than so much in any given period of time. I spent a lot of time thinking about ironies: being crowded in the wilderness, for example. Forcing people to give up their nomadic way of life and move into the villages for the sake of school because it's too easy to die in a subsistence way of life, but at the same time teaching the kids Yup'ik and hanging pictures of the elders in the hallway…when thirty, forty, fifty years ago these same future elders were taken from their families, sent to school in Oklahoma, and beaten for speaking anything but English. Ironies upon ironies.

I did find some Yup'ik picture books. In a specialty bookstore in Anchorage, on the same shelf as the linguistic mapping dictionaries. So they aren't in homes in the villages. Most kids coming to school haven't been read to in any language, although one Yup'ik woman in her fifties (she thought I was far older; I thought she was far older) told me her mother had bought some picture books in English when she was a child and learned to read them to help her daughter be ready for the white school. For five hundred generations, Yup'ik was a spoken language, with a rich spoken literature. The children haven't learned it. Yup'ik does now have a written form, but little is written in it. Will the Yup'ik language live? I hope so. But English is a pretty fierce competition.

Mostly, along with seeing some great scenery, I met some wonderful people. I was really impressed with the ability and the commitment of the teachers. Many of them move a lot-back to civilization, or on to another village, after a year or two or three-but they really care about those kids. I fell in love with the kids, of course. Bobette and Steve were great, and I hope they follow through on their promise to come to New England some year for the fall color. Folks in general made us feel really welcome and didn't laugh at us for being overdressed, although all those handsome young pilots made me feel old as they fretted about my slipping on icy landing strips. (I wanted to wear a sign: From Maine. Know about ice.)

Would I go back? In a heartbeat.
Would I buy that house for $70,000? Well-